Bill Maher's Funniest New Rules #2

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A second selection of Maher's funniest New Rules.
Other Bill Maher compilations: de-tube.com/plist-PLxELHOmD1KinnaaDTPVf73ni_UF2VXCP4

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  1. Beetle Heartbreath

    Beetle HeartbreathVor 7 Tage

    I have quite a short attention 10miutes is usually a Max I Fi Nd it hard to

  2. Beetle Heartbreath

    Beetle HeartbreathVor 7 Tage

    Sorry snoop will be watch later when I get some pot love your bro coraykamiya@gmail.com oray

  3. Beetle Heartbreath

    Beetle HeartbreathVor 7 Tage

    S oops sorry for not watching but I only hVe

  4. Bob S

    Bob SVor 13 Tage

    When you are the only survivor of a plane crash, God isn't looking out for you, God made an attempt to kill you but failed.

  5. Aakibb Khan

    Aakibb KhanVor 17 Tage

    I was enjoying your video untill u mentioned Allah N let me tell you brother, that country looked like that bcoz of ur fucking government n you should know when to shut your mouth. I prefer Trevor noah over this At least he respects evryone.

  6. Jeremy Kurtz

    Jeremy KurtzVor 21 Tag

    B( o )( o )BIIIIIIIIEEES

  7. JeepDan777

    JeepDan777Vor 26 Tage

    I get a good laugh when I hear Bill, but let’s call a horse a horse, Bill Maher is a failed comedian not a person you should be taking seriously

  8. blub blub

    blub blubVor 6 Tage

    you shouldn't take any comedian seriously and nope, not failed

  9. Ay Caramba

    Ay CarambaVor 29 Tage

    2:36 Holland IS absolutely gay heaven : ))))

  10. Iris van Laar

    Iris van LaarVor Monat

    the field trip skit is brilliant: It's actually in the Netherlands. The first country to legalize gay marriage. So yeah, as close to gay heaven as possible.

  11. Gerry Nightingale

    Gerry NightingaleVor Monat

    **REALLY??? 'Re-posting clips that are now old enough for a 'Driver's License' is 'new???' WTF?**

  12. Jade Imingan

    Jade IminganVor Monat

    Sledding 69 hahahahahahahahaha

  13. Jade Imingan

    Jade IminganVor Monat

    Whos the girl at 6:13 and 9:37

  14. Jade Imingan

    Jade IminganVor Monat

    Siri orgasm haha

  15. GreenEyes 1226

    GreenEyes 1226Vor 2 Monate

    Crack me up

  16. james crawford

    james crawfordVor 2 Monate

    Sledding 69. I laughed so hard snot was coming out my nose.

  17. Zelda Williams

    Zelda WilliamsVor Monat

    😂😂😂😂😂👍

  18. Jeffrey Phillips

    Jeffrey PhillipsVor 2 Monate

    He hates religion as much as I do 😁

  19. Adin Icic

    Adin IcicVor 3 Monate

    Hold up!!!!. SE Cupp is an atheist? Now I find her hotter and will ignore the Republican allegiance.

  20. An Than Van Man Tan

    An Than Van Man TanVor Monat

    Adin Icic Dude, religious or not, don’t stick your dick in crazy.

  21. angelbabe dawg

    angelbabe dawgVor 3 Monate

    i love you, Bill

  22. Damon Tripodi

    Damon TripodiVor 3 Monate

    7:22 I hope people got that

  23. MightyQuinnj

    MightyQuinnjVor 3 Monate

    Damon Tripodi smoking ad slogan

  24. Luis Reyes

    Luis ReyesVor 3 Monate

    5:03 Trump...is...Russia's...bitch. Accept it. 👹

  25. Nehemiah Scudder

    Nehemiah ScudderVor 4 Monate

    2:24 It looks like The Netherlands. Try it and see.

  26. TheRealestWitxh

    TheRealestWitxhVor 4 Monate

    🎹🎙🎙🎙🕨🔔🕨🔔🔔🎹🎙🎙🎙🎹🎹🎹🎙🎙🎙🎙🎚🎙🎙🎙🎚🎚

  27. KJ H

    KJ HVor 4 Monate

    Thanks again for posting these. The audio isn’t aligned with the video but it’s possibly my phone. If it isn’t ... well it’s still funny. Thanks.

  28. Troy Van

    Troy VanVor 4 Monate

    Boobs at 9:00

  29. Agatha Derry

    Agatha DerryVor 4 Monate

    wow

  30. Walter Sautter

    Walter SautterVor 4 Monate

    Mysteries of the Bible Revealed? Got time for a hilarious, irreligious comedy? Read The Adventures of Jesus BTW Reading this story will not condemn you to Hell (just a little extra time in Purgatory maybe!) LOL. wsautter.com/portfolio/the-adventures-of-jesus-book

  31. Everybody's Pink Idiot

    Everybody's Pink IdiotVor 4 Monate

    Really though, what country are those fields there, I wanna get high there XD

  32. Linda Crossett

    Linda CrossettVor 23 Tage

    I love This funny man like when he can not hold back his own laughter!

  33. Howdy Justice

    Howdy JusticeVor 4 Monate

    jvde Netherlands

  34. S.S. Walker

    S.S. WalkerVor 5 Monate

    Pabst Blue Ribbon? 7:05

  35. James Horn

    James HornVor 5 Monate

    That country with the colorful fields is almost certainly the Netherlands, and the fields are full of tulips.

  36. Iris van Laar

    Iris van LaarVor Monat

    and since the Nethelands legalized gay marriage first, the second part is also pretty accurate.

  37. Thomas Dowling

    Thomas DowlingVor 5 Monate

    Eliot Spitzer?????

  38. Paolo

    PaoloVor 5 Monate

    Very funny indeed.

  39. Stuart Penman

    Stuart PenmanVor 5 Monate

    wow , this is sad and am a socialist

  40. BO BON

    BO BONVor 5 Monate

    WHEN IS THIS LOSER FOLLOWING ANTHONY BOURDAIN ?? 🤬😡

  41. BO BON

    BO BONVor 5 Monate

    BILL MAHER .. DUMB FUCK IDIOT .. WITH A HALF BRAIN LEFT WING NUTS APPLAUDING HIS LAME ASS RANTS .. PATHETIC LOSERS IN A WHINERS CLUB ..🤢🤡🤡🤡

  42. el B

    el BVor 5 Monate

    That AirPlane that crashed, not funny. Kid was the only survivor and lost his whole family.

  43. Mr.Zane

    Mr.ZaneVor 2 Monate

    And everyone here will call you a baby, yeah youtube 2018, funny is all that matters.

  44. MightyQuinnj

    MightyQuinnjVor 3 Monate

    el B god, blowing a no hitter in the 9th inning! Holy hell, we are gonna pay for laughing at that one.

  45. You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood

    You Reposted in the Wrong NeighbourhoodVor 4 Monate

    🍼🍼🍼 Poor baby, can't take a joke.

  46. el B

    el BVor 4 Monate

    Justin it was big News in our country, and i was that boys age When it occured.

  47. Justin

    JustinVor 4 Monate

    You seem really worked up over the joke. Just wondering if you need a safe place or something.

  48. Ariel Titurel

    Ariel TiturelVor 5 Monate

    Seth mcfarlane is a cutie

  49. Abg Cute

    Abg CuteVor 5 Monate

    Fucking jews have to take cheap shots at the Muslims everytime

  50. el B

    el BVor 5 Monate

    Abg Cute bro he does that to Everybody! Chill out.

  51. Christian Coates

    Christian CoatesVor 5 Monate

    I didn't see Seth MacFarlane.

  52. Ghostly

    GhostlyVor 5 Monate

    "New Rule, DON'T GIVE AWAY THE ENDING WITH THE TITLE" SERIOUSLY! YES!

  53. Ghostly

    GhostlyVor 2 Monate

    I couldn't watch the last survivor, not only was it hard to watch to begin with because it was such an OBVIOUSLY military patriotic shit targeted at hillbillies that constantly suck the cock of US flag, but to know the ending is the fucking nail in the coffin.

  54. Ghostly

    GhostlyVor 2 Monate

    Suddenly a pirate movie.

  55. August Freundlich

    August FreundlichVor 2 Monate

    Ghostly popop

  56. MightyQuinnj

    MightyQuinnjVor 3 Monate

    Ghostly ...a better title then? Let's help them out. Perhaps, dead men tell no tales.

  57. Marvin Thiessen

    Marvin ThiessenVor 5 Monate

    One of your better ones, Bill, good job and a bonus to your writers, eh?

  58. EmbunWidia

    EmbunWidiaVor 5 Monate

    "Just kidding, Muslim. It's Detroit." Lol

  59. John Harvey

    John HarveyVor 5 Monate

    The best part of that was Van Jones face. He didn't know if it was funny or deeply offensive LOL

  60. Scupacium

    ScupaciumVor 5 Monate

    the prison is in Cebu. where Im from

  61. Steve Hunter

    Steve HunterVor 5 Monate

    I love these new rules but I'm pretty sure Bill doesn't write them. He has a team of comedy writers.

  62. Zelda Williams

    Zelda WilliamsVor Monat

    +Dead Line 👍👏👏👏👏👍

  63. Dead Line

    Dead LineVor 4 Monate

    News flash....all comedy is written this way except stand up.

  64. srg914

    srg914Vor 4 Monate

    Steve Hunter He writes with them.

  65. Sophia Bogard

    Sophia BogardVor 5 Monate

    Chuck Norris has never filled out one of those surveys...……………………………… Because he would never submit.

  66. Stuart Penman

    Stuart PenmanVor 5 Monate

    pussy

  67. steve clapper

    steve clapperVor 5 Monate

    Boy, Putin really does give a look.

  68. Zelda Williams

    Zelda WilliamsVor Monat

    +leon darcy we know!😂😂 Vladimir Putin, aka the Bod-Father, aka the beady-eyed Assassin!😨 I could go-on but you get point!

  69. leon darcy

    leon darcyVor Monat

    He also actually kills people.

  70. srg914

    srg914Vor 4 Monate

    steve clapper Trump thinks it's love.

  71. Josue Patricio

    Josue PatricioVor 5 Monate

    Bill Maher is an American treasure

  72. JeepDan777

    JeepDan777Vor 26 Tage

    Bill is a failed comedian that now tries to give political advice

  73. August Freundlich

    August FreundlichVor 2 Monate

    :Josue Pm. atricio

  74. Alexa Conrad

    Alexa ConradVor 3 Monate

    Josue Patricio I like Bill Maher and I’m American.

  75. Stuart Penman

    Stuart PenmanVor 3 Monate

    Luis Reyes - i meant his stuff not on fox , there he is playing a character,. any comics you think are worth a mention?

  76. Luis Reyes

    Luis ReyesVor 3 Monate

    Stuart Penman Dennis Miller is a shill for Trump fascists. 👹

  77. Josh Lobsenz

    Josh LobsenzVor 5 Monate

    Just waiting for this to be reported for nudity😂

  78. Roh P

    Roh PVor 5 Monate

    You are a fracking genius Bill

  79. Lee McDaid - Guitar

    Lee McDaid - GuitarVor Monat

    No, no he isn't... and I like Bill. But this really isn't funny at all. Peter Kay is funny and Micky Flanagan is funny... and Peter Ustinov is a bona fide genius..... but this show isn't funny, it's just bad politics - done badly

  80. mahyar rasi

    mahyar rasiVor 5 Monate

    Justin Bieber should stick to music.

  81. Luis Reyes

    Luis ReyesVor 3 Monate

    King Twink, a musician?

  82. srg914

    srg914Vor 4 Monate

    mahyar rasi If only he was a musician.

  83. Howdy Justice

    Howdy JusticeVor 4 Monate

    Or suicide.

  84. Blehkelekwet

    BlehkelekwetVor 5 Monate

    Nah.. He's not so good at that either.

  85. Chopper Axon

    Chopper AxonVor 5 Monate

    Brilliant