Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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Well, they went and rebooted the Tomb Raider movies. Dammit. And yeah, they made them average again.
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  1. Kristian Garmanslund

    Kristian GarmanslundVor 22 Stunden

    "ancient gloryhole" 😂

  2. Leon Taylor

    Leon TaylorVor Tag

    Another sin to add DE-tube has this movie to buy at $14.99 wtf 🤦🏽‍♂️

  3. Christopher Souza

    Christopher SouzaVor 2 Tage

    Bitch is you stupid it a great movie blind ass bitch

  4. Khristmas

    KhristmasVor 2 Tage

    IS SAM IN THE MOVIE??? If not, 1000SINS

  5. Edward Branscomb

    Edward BranscombVor 2 Tage

    It should be TR: First World Problems

  6. Cody Morales

    Cody MoralesVor 2 Tage

    I see you’re a man of culture. Considering you mentioned the one and only Boyd Crowder from justified 🤙🏻

  7. James TwentySeven

    James TwentySevenVor 2 Tage

    Not even Lara Croft in the games have the actresses' abs.

  8. Eskimow

    EskimowVor 3 Tage

    I'm surprised you didn't sin the water during the waterfall/plane scene. The CGI was so bad.

  9. Haywood Jablomy

    Haywood JablomyVor 3 Tage

    Everything wrong. This movie exists. Again.

  10. Alex Gaeckle

    Alex GaeckleVor 5 Tage

    Add on like 5 additional sins to the beginning narration. 1st Japan has never had a queen, 2nd first Emperor was a male who decendended from their Sun god, 3rd the mythology from the movie isn't accurate, 4th follow 1-3, 5th because of the fact that oh who cares just add it on.

  11. DONTEATTHEPIE

    DONTEATTHEPIEVor 5 Tage

    You didn't sin for "No!"

  12. Andrew Boardman

    Andrew BoardmanVor 6 Tage

    What about Lara pointing a bow and arrow at the guys in the helicopter at the end? Like an arrow could somehow get through the windsheild, and why never grab a gun?

  13. parikshit sureshkumar

    parikshit sureshkumarVor 9 Tage

    How the hell do you guys always get that apple bit..🤣🤣😂

  14. Lonystal

    LonystalVor 11 Tage

    I liked this movie tho

  15. raymond witter

    raymond witterVor 11 Tage

    How does this and the original have the exact same number of views?!

  16. Leon

    LeonVor 13 Tage

    I stopped watching this film after she sold the amulet that her father gave her (her last memento) for a few thousand pounds when she could have just signed a piece of paper that gave her millions. Not only is this dumb as FUCK, but no one one their right mind would have done it.

  17. Masaharu Morimoto

    Masaharu MorimotoVor 13 Tage

    penitent.t.t penitent.t.t.t

  18. Patricia Rey

    Patricia ReyVor 14 Tage

    And we had such high hopes since it was based on the Survivor Tomb Raider games. Damn it Hollywood, stop ruining video game movies...

  19. tehbonehead

    tehboneheadVor 14 Tage

    Boob Raid-... uh, wait...

  20. Baby NOOB

    Baby NOOBVor 14 Tage

    Yet another videogame ruined... fuck, fuck, fuck. I cringe the day these assess try to bring Halo or Mass Effect to the big screen.

  21. Jake Pearl

    Jake PearlVor 15 Tage

    🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿movie

  22. Archibald VonFookFace

    Archibald VonFookFaceVor 15 Tage

    Two good actors wasted.

  23. DC

    DCVor 15 Tage

    10.35 - he deduced that because the trap is on a delayed spring behind them... so you trigger it and it goes off behind the direction (presumably inwards) of travel. ergo - designed to spear you if you're on your way out

  24. Tanner Granger

    Tanner GrangerVor 15 Tage

    Two sins need to be added first for not grabbing the gun off the guy she killed in the night. Second there is no way she could hold a recurve bow drawn for that long of time with out shaking or letting it go.

  25. LakituLP

    LakituLPVor 16 Tage

    what a waste of money. Tomb Raider died with 2013

  26. Daniel Björklund

    Daniel BjörklundVor 16 Tage

    Old Tomb raider with Angelina Jolie. More fantasy and stuff. In 2018 it was no monsters just a freaking diseas....and alot of nothing...

  27. The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    The softest part of a woman's breast is?Vor 16 Tage

    *You need big jumping boobs to be able to Raid Tombs,* *100,000,000 Cinemasins for no boobs!*

  28. Sweet68Camaro

    Sweet68CamaroVor 16 Tage

    Lara uses a bow and arrow in the movie because she uses one in the rebooted game, which what this movie is based on.

  29. Jow121988

    Jow121988Vor 17 Tage

    The disease spreads through the blood which is why Lara's father uses his belt to block off the bloodstream... it doesn't stop it but slows it down... therefore it takes way longer for him to turn. I would've sinned the fact the dude touches his face with his hand, therefore his face should be infected and he's fucked...

  30. ELIAKIM ASIMULIKE

    ELIAKIM ASIMULIKEVor 18 Tage

    Take off 50 sins for her sexy yells........just saying

  31. Alehector R

    Alehector RVor 18 Tage

    How did you not talk about that jump onto the ladder?? She seriously could’ve just tipped the ladder and saved herself the jump and the fight.

  32. Eve Rose Witterick

    Eve Rose WitterickVor 18 Tage

    kinda sad he didn't include Hawkeye in the bow and arrow comment

  33. Azger Tzu

    Azger TzuVor 19 Tage

    Have you noticed in which year is the setting of this movie? If you pause on the document lara is showing to the captain of endurance there is a date. Add 7 years cos it was made so that document is 7 year old. And see for yourself!

  34. 크래시 피버장화

    크래시 피버장화Vor 19 Tage

    Overall: Angelina Jolie is not Tomb Raider.

  35. Matt Dixon

    Matt DixonVor 20 Tage

    This was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

  36. hans wurst

    hans wurstVor 21 Tag

    I really liked this movie. I had low expectations, and I was pleasantly entertained. It was far better than I expected a movie which was based off a video game to be. It sure was light-years better than the Angelina Tomb raiders....

  37. iAmSpann

    iAmSpannVor 22 Tage

    for anybody who likes to eat apples, give yourself 10 life sins for being an asshole

  38. stolenlaptop

    stolenlaptopVor 22 Tage

    I never finished it, but this seems like TR the game... did they really make a movie, out of a game, that was like playing a tomb raider movie? WTF was the point?

  39. RaiZn

    RaiZnVor 23 Tage

    this video is getting a like because of the dotted i part

  40. Serial Makeup

    Serial MakeupVor 24 Tage

    This movie did so bad holy shit I don’t even remember this being in my theater for more than .5 seconds did it even go to dvd

  41. Stephen Conroy

    Stephen ConroyVor 24 Tage

    Add another for the criminal under-use of Derek Jacobi. Don't just cameo a legend like that...

  42. Ben Smith

    Ben SmithVor 24 Tage

    Id rather watch my dick fall off

  43. Randan Barnes

    Randan BarnesVor 24 Tage

    The video game was awesome though.

  44. Steven Heymann

    Steven HeymannVor 24 Tage

    When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I decided not to see it because it looked too much like the game. After seeing this and learning that it's in fact a suck version of the game, I'm happy that I made the right decision.

  45. Hagen

    HagenVor 25 Tage

    "This room seems dust free for not being open for 7 years" Well, unless there were any earthquakes or the ceilings being painted right before closing the room off, there's no way dust, a product of our dead skin, gets inside.

  46. Nicholas Marin

    Nicholas MarinVor 25 Tage

    Cinema sins you forgot about the guns themselves they have that little container in the front that can fire explosives not the one that the bullets come out of but the one under it so they could have killed her on the first shot

  47. Rocky Jalil

    Rocky JalilVor 27 Tage

    I loved the movie. Lara’s character development is phenomenal. Just like the game. I hope they make another one.

  48. Andy Thomason

    Andy ThomasonVor 27 Tage

    37% more spear induced vasectomies, priceless.

  49. Dai Khairai

    Dai KhairaiVor 28 Tage

    How many sins added for blatantly flipping the script from the Reboot game that made the movie even possible, himiko wasn't a good person you'd think the feminist motivations for this movie would've at least went for the angle of an evil super villain woman too but they just defaulted to girls are always good and men flawed, weak or evil villains. Weak movie, good action though.

  50. Steven Heymann

    Steven HeymannVor 24 Tage

    I'd tack on 1000 sins at least. When I first played the game it was thrilling, creepy, and just fun overall. Then this movie comes along and throws all that down the toilet. I mean Himiko a savior? Come on. If you wanna make a movie that empowers women then fine, have at it. Just don't blow it so far out of proportions that your story suffers for it.

  51. Tanx

    TanxVor Monat

    Video game movies are, or at least should be, aimed at the people that play them. If you had played the Tomb Raider reboots, you would have subtracted about half these sins......and added half of them back for changing the most interesting parts of the game plot and characters.

  52. Slemke 98

    Slemke 98Vor Monat

    Walton Goggins is pure gold in anything he's in. Should've removed a sin for his performance in this shit show. Actually most of this cast is amazing, Dominic West, Alicia Vikander , how did this film go so wrong? EDIT: Oh an Nick fucking Frost

  53. Vinsmoke Sanji

    Vinsmoke SanjiVor Monat

    They tried so hard to base this off the game but the game was far more brutal that parachute scene was one you end up floating down a river and if you fuck up you get impaled basically every fail that wasnt a cpu was impalement

  54. Cormac Keenan

    Cormac KeenanVor Monat

    I turned the idiot narrator off after fifty seconds.

  55. PuffTheCat Puff

    PuffTheCat PuffVor Monat

    How did Sins not, at the end, have the guy from Saw dubbed over the tape recorder?

  56. Wilfredo González

    Wilfredo GonzálezVor Monat

    Stop sayin shit

  57. Michael Mack

    Michael MackVor Monat

    everything wrong with the wire?

  58. Colonel Xander

    Colonel XanderVor Monat

    I gave up on the video in just 2 minutes. It's cancer to watch even when it's getting sinned.

  59. w0bbl3r

    w0bbl3rVor Monat

    Only 15 minutes? I thought this would run the length of the movie

  60. Kenneth McGeechan

    Kenneth McGeechanVor Monat

    Misses out that the Pawn shop in the UK will not have a stock of hand guns for the very last scene. +1 sin.

  61. rhys pratt

    rhys prattVor Monat

    im not going to lie, everyone is saying they all hate it, but i absolutely loved this movie!

  62. Damien Thorn

    Damien ThornVor Monat

    Who cast her as Lara she looks nothing like her, her acting is crap, why not cast Gal Gadot she would make an awesome Lara Croft

  63. The Nerdy One

    The Nerdy OneVor Monat

    Here is the thing that I cannot believe you did not give a million sins to: Richard KNOWINGLY left is daughter in the care of Trinity's head honcho.

  64. Book Lovers corner

    Book Lovers cornerVor Monat

    It's to bad this Lara wasn't Katniss she would have been a better katniss

  65. Tommy Boman

    Tommy BomanVor Monat

    Personally I was very surprised by the entertainment value of this movie. Sure it is not perfect, but I was more entertained by this movie than Infinity war, and I am a big superhero nerd.

  66. Queen Torres

    Queen TorresVor Monat

    This movie is ehh but shes a way better Laura than Angelina

  67. Andrew Lev

    Andrew LevVor Monat

    That's because there's two different Tomb Raiders. Angelina's is based off the trilogy while Alicia is the reboot of the video game that's more her "origin" and not "guns blazing" story

  68. Jeremy

    JeremyVor Monat

    I just watched the bew Tomb Raider and I liked it.

  69. Malachi Townsley

    Malachi TownsleyVor Monat

    How do you know it's not an ancient glory hole? *screams in mummy porn*

  70. Hl A

    Hl AVor Monat

    You mean mommy porn. lol

  71. Alperen Abacı

    Alperen AbacıVor Monat

    DUDE CAN YOU PLEASE STOP!! NO ONE İS PERFECT (NO FİLMS ARE PERFECT) CAN YOU PLEASE STOP!! İTS MY FAVOURİTE MOVİE.AND NOW YOU RUİNED İT!!

  72. capitanbatata

    capitanbatataVor Monat

    Lara’s open wound doesn’t get infected after fighting in the mud, and then her father cures her by just applying some pressure with a piece of gauze.

  73. Brohm DK

    Brohm DKVor Monat

    You forgot at 57 minutes in there is a reptile, a bearded dragon, which is native to Australia and therefore way away from home

  74. Am In

    Am InVor Monat

    Worst script ever

  75. Rhinosaurfish

    RhinosaurfishVor Monat

    So let me get this right, they took the story from the 2013 Tomb Raider Reborn game, removed 60% of the story and lore from the game that made it, you know interesting. Then proceeded to make this less about Tomb Raiding and more about The Crofts backstory and Trinity, which we knew like nothing of until the 2nd game. No wonder I don't even pay attention to video game movies anymore. You have the script already there and you still can't read it.

  76. Hl A

    Hl AVor Monat

    They took out 90% of the action the game had also. lol

  77. Kiwi Koko

    Kiwi KokoVor Monat

    How dare u diss bows and arrows

  78. ThatWolfgirl 13

    ThatWolfgirl 13Vor Monat

    My dad always calls me his 'little lura croft' (cause apparently i look like her) and I had never seen tomb raider so my dad took me to see this.

  79. Big Toe

    Big ToeVor Monat

    I was entertained and enjoyed the parts that tied into the games. It could have used a shower scene though.

  80. Crafty Croft

    Crafty CroftVor Monat

    2:10 hey! Why r u calling me out?

  81. Jacob Barton

    Jacob BartonVor Monat

    Great job movie , making Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider look better .

  82. Hl A

    Hl AVor Monat

    Agreed.

  83. mr bojangles

    mr bojanglesVor Monat

    a treasure under the Blue oyster bar

  84. randomfantomofFanta

    randomfantomofFantaVor Monat

    Don't forget that when the first man got that disease, he died quickly. When her dad did, he lived for as long as the plot is convenient.

  85. Carlos Enriquez

    Carlos EnriquezVor Monat

    This sorry ass reel felt like warm milk in summer in texas. What the fuck for??? Lame story lame acting lame cinematography/visuals.

  86. S. T.

    S. T.Vor Monat

    still better movie than wonder woman

  87. Tommy Boman

    Tommy BomanVor Monat

    There are amateur movies from Kazakhstan of a drying turd on a golf course, from different angels - each angle/movie is a much better movie than Wonder Woman.

  88. Pui

    PuiVor Monat

    The biggest problem was s that they got some basic ass white girl to play tomb raider. I literally thought I was watching another movie. It didn’t feel like tomb raider. They should’ve got someone exotic looking to play her and also started it off different

  89. Daniel Robinson

    Daniel RobinsonVor Monat

    What's bad about narriration

  90. - TClord -

    - TClord -Vor Monat

    9:50 btw the villian had not loaded the gun before Lara put down her bow

  91. AdamKeszer

    AdamKeszerVor Monat

    Finally someone said how this movie sucks. It'ssad to read how people comment, that Lara is "finally" a more human-like, relatable hero. It's sad, we live in times, when everything must be fitted to this vision of world, where anyone can get offended (by character's boobs) and everyone needs simple, quick answers, that "reveal the misterious truth". Lara Croft was witty, sexy, and smart and worked on her own, while this one is a PUSSY who CONSTANTLY NEEDS ASSISTANCE and becomes a mass niestety. Nothing left from the original story, except from her name and overused "father motive". Sad.

  92. Ram Bhujel

    Ram BhujelVor Monat

    Am I the only one to watch CinemaSins just to go through a movie you haven't watched quickly ?

  93. ZEROKOOL-20

    ZEROKOOL-20Vor Monat

    I never have a problem with narration,

  94. Frank Tedder

    Frank TedderVor Monat

    I was so looking forward to this movie being garbage

  95. flukedust22

    flukedust22Vor Monat

    nahhh... fuck it, I like the movie... people just keep finding ways to whine about something...

  96. bill burke

    bill burkeVor Monat

    The thing that got me was why did they need to have lara open the cave, they had explosives that they has been using for 7 years and the wall was all of 4 feet thick

  97. smilsmff

    smilsmffVor Monat

    7:07 uh Same exact rock arch used in "Romancing the Stone"

  98. Linj Ames

    Linj AmesVor Monat

    Not enough sins. This movie really sucked

  99. echo

    echoVor Monat

    movies like this are basically so idiot fuck boys and peppy girls can be made to feel smart.

  100. Skidz1818

    Skidz1818Vor Monat

    anyone else watch a movie then immediately go see if CinemaSins did an "Everything wrong with..."? I do, and fuck you CinemaSins, now every movie i watch i sin as i am watching it, then see if yours and mine match!!

  101. SparksFly

    SparksFlyVor 2 Monate

    The movie itself was good. Just too many coincidences to feel real.

  102. K 9 Poodle

    K 9 PoodleVor 2 Monate

    8:14 those are their to entice the gamers into the movie. You are complaining about this. Play the game once. She went through much worse.

  103. Public Static Void

    Public Static VoidVor 2 Monate

    How hot is Alicia Vikander?? I'd plow her!

  104. ForcefighterX2

    ForcefighterX2Vor 2 Monate

    This movie succeeded in making the first Tomb Raider seem like the ideal motion picture.

  105. Bubbles Gray

    Bubbles GrayVor 2 Monate

    "I'm not saying that she would necessarily die...but she would definitely be dead"

  106. Rakadazan

    RakadazanVor 2 Monate

    Thank you, this movie sucks