Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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Well, they went and rebooted the Tomb Raider movies. Dammit. And yeah, they made them average again.
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  1. Lizzy The Fantage Girl

    Lizzy The Fantage GirlVor 4 Stunden

    Tbh I really dislike this movie

  2. wouldn't you like to know pal!

    wouldn't you like to know pal!Vor 6 Stunden

    This channel has me laughing to myself in public. The girl next to me looks so disturbed

  3. sophia Bristol

    sophia BristolVor 6 Stunden

    react to white chicks

  4. Tori Hasty

    Tori HastyVor 6 Stunden

    I'm actually really glad I didn't watch this movie and I opted to watch the CinemaSins first. I've been really enjoying the games lately and this adaptation is so different I don't even really know what to do with myself. Why why is her dad alive and where is Sam?

  5. Eliot Brun

    Eliot BrunVor 7 Stunden

    plus physics task message policy gate form estimated cut

  6. Troy

    TroyVor 7 Stunden

    Calm your tittles is the most underrated joke of all time!

  7. Lily L.

    Lily L.Vor 7 Stunden

    I watched a wrinkle in time a few weeks before I saw tomb raider and noticed both had similar premises too

  8. Juan Jeffrey

    Juan JeffreyVor 7 Stunden

    Extra points awarded for the "There Will be Blood" 😂

  9. 1970 chevy chevelle ss

    1970 chevy chevelle ssVor 11 Stunden

    This was the dumbest movie ever

  10. That Sodding Gamer

    That Sodding GamerVor 11 Stunden

    Sin 96 - The 'How Do You Contain This Plague?' sin. Actually, it's *because* it's so immediately fatal that it could be contained. It's not airborne, it only spreads on contact (skin to skin and presumably through infected bodily fluids and probably food, and it could like stay viable in water for a time). It's a principle in disease virulence that short incubation times and rapid onset of fatal symptoms mean that there is a proportionally less chance that it will become a widespread problem. The victim doesn't get a chance to get very far from the source of infection and almost immediately showing symptoms means people will be sure to avoid them, and the rapid progrression from first sign of infection to death in turn means that so long as the bodies are avoided (or burned) and kept away from other vectors of transmission (foodstuffs and water sources in particular), the threat is basically contained. In a real sense, as diseases go, this was a pretty inefficient mutation. It's pretty much supernatural in its progression (and the fact that it can hibernate for millennia, as that's more of a spore than a bacterial or viral thing), but so long as it didn't mutate to become airborne it basically guaranteed that it would never become widespread. EDIT: Also, as to her father surviving after getting infected. They did at least attempt to explain his longevity by showing that he immediately applied a tourinquet upon noticing his infection. He definitely wouldn't have lived very much longer, but I can give it the benefit of at least a few extra minutes for the sake of the plot, since they at least tried.

  11. Ren G

    Ren GVor 12 Stunden

    Mummy penis omg hahaha

  12. TheVenator

    TheVenatorVor 12 Stunden

    I am so god damn happy you included the Indiana Jones reference at the end. That was the only thing i could think about through that entire scene.

  13. Mordanous

    MordanousVor 12 Stunden

    Lord is not a name.. it is a title...

  14. Ren G

    Ren GVor 12 Stunden

    Cinemasins is like a god to me now.

  15. Tyler Wesley

    Tyler WesleyVor 14 Stunden

    Everything wrong with Baywatch 2017 please

  16. WeeItsNookies

    WeeItsNookiesVor 15 Stunden

    The illness took longer to spread because the father tied his arm off to slow it down from spreading. I swear every time I see this video there's always at least a dozen sins solely due to incompetence, a lack of critical thinking and a lack of simply paying attention. ..and obviously the trinity stuff was an attempt to set up future films depending how well it did because you know it's remakewood and sequelwood.

  17. jerrylee22

    jerrylee22Vor 15 Stunden

    Why was this movie made? The game was already a cinematic action movie full of dumb fun, just more immersive. I guess it more than doubled it's budget, but I still don't understand why they had to make it based on the game? I guess the box office is why.

  18. Benjamin Guilbert

    Benjamin GuilbertVor 15 Stunden

    7:04 "forced saved labour" as in the opposite of voluntary, cushy, no-coercion-in-sight slave labour? Who wrote this? Kanye?

  19. James Coolican Smith

    James Coolican SmithVor 15 Stunden

    You missed a sin, there is no way in hell she. Survived swimming down that river to get to the old plane on the first place

  20. Herbert The Pervert

    Herbert The PervertVor 16 Stunden

    This movie really sucks ass.

  21. Daniel Kiss

    Daniel KissVor 17 Stunden

    After killing the first guy the movie started to get kinda silly, but Lara always has been a sassy female Indiana Jones with jugs. However there are sins which are just wrong: - Dad got the document burning as a dead man's switch if he won't come back. Would be silly to burn everything and then come back and find he needed something. He didnt bring the stuff with him for the same reason Lara shouldn't have. Most probably suspected that the old hag was in on the Trinity, and Lara was the only close family member he could trust- The mercs found them on the shore because they used a flare to ask for help- Most of the action scenes were homages to the 2013 reboot or some earlier game, hence the silly ravine-bridge and japanese bomber scenes- The bow was also a homage to the 2013 game as learning to hunt was a way of developing her character- The mercs didnt find the tomb because it was buried under rocks. That's why they were blowing up rocks randomly earlier- The fist trap was set up to kill the people walking out because Lara triggered it and the skewers popped up behind them, killing one of the guys standing in the back after a delay- The traps altogether are just as idiotic as they were in the Indiana Jones movies, and nobody gave a shit about them at that time - The Trinity and the whole thing is yet again from the games, where she is a sassy female Indiana Jones with jugsIf we take that this is a video game movie, its miles ahead of the rest of the video game movies, even with all the silliness. At least we didn't get a female Rambo this time.

  22. Alexis Yañez

    Alexis YañezVor 18 Stunden

    I liked this movie

  23. Pokytesterp4

    Pokytesterp4Vor 18 Stunden

    Sin The Usual Suspects

  24. Zizo

    ZizoVor 18 Stunden

    "Thanks Mcnulty" lmao

  25. KalligTheGray

    KalligTheGrayVor 18 Stunden

    And the trend of awful video game movie adaptations continues...

  26. ·····

    ·····Vor 18 Stunden

    I like this actress but feel she was wasted on this version of TR.

  27. Dan Myers

    Dan MyersVor 18 Stunden

    He is always going to be Boyd crowder

  28. waveman99

    waveman99Vor 19 Stunden

    Pretty sure I played through this movie already when it was called Uncharted.Now THAT is a movie that should come out.

  29. kenneth dzengedza

    kenneth dzengedzaVor 19 Stunden

    please please Will count the sins of "Game Over ,Man .........worst movie ever

  30. Wyatt

    WyattVor 19 Stunden

    1:44 discount Serj Tankian... *ding*

  31. John Smith

    John SmithVor 21 Stunde

    1:42 Serj Tankian

  32. Lizzy The Fantage Girl

    Lizzy The Fantage GirlVor 3 Stunden

    Oh my god it really does look like him

  33. OldManMercy

    OldManMercyVor 22 Stunden

    I can sum up what's wrong with this movie in two words. Alicia Vikander.

  34. Mike Landers

    Mike LandersVor Tag

    Average is right. Boring lead actress, not even cute. Boring storyline, bad acting, nauseating setting, stupid waste of time. This movie will give you a headache.

  35. LimaWhiskey7

    LimaWhiskey7Vor Tag

    Yeah right, this isn't Lara Croft... This chick here is flat as a board!

  36. Warren G

    Warren GVor Tag

    Where's Jolie

  37. Aditya S

    Aditya SVor Tag

    This movie is as average as the boob size compared to the origin Lara in the game series.

  38. Respectable AF

    Respectable AFVor Tag

    Vogel's motivation was to get off the island and back to his family. If someone kept me from my kids for 7 years it would be enough to turn me into a "bad guy"

  39. Max Trevino

    Max TrevinoVor Tag

    It was designed to keep people in because when she stepped on it, the trap activated behind her

  40. daan martens

    daan martensVor Tag

    Dynamic routine airplane medication themselves initiative bird processing.

  41. x

    xVor Tag

    I really liked that movie. it was way better than Angelina Jolie ones, which I liked as a kid, but as an adult... eeehh... no, not anymore. the lack of oversexualising Lara was one of the biggest advantages.

  42. Sally Ngo

    Sally NgoVor Tag

    I really wanted to see an evil queen kill people, I was disappointed.

  43. Lost Spirit ™

    Lost Spirit ™Vor Tag

    Everything is wrong with tomb raider

  44. Lizzy The Fantage Girl

    Lizzy The Fantage GirlVor 3 Stunden

    Honestly

  45. flame wolf

    flame wolfVor Tag

    Do infinity wars

  46. marco mendez

    marco mendezVor Tag

    omg this movie is garbage

  47. Lizzy The Fantage Girl

    Lizzy The Fantage GirlVor 3 Stunden

    Agreed

  48. Brian OReilly

    Brian OReillyVor Tag

    do an Everything Wrong With Histeria's Peace, Land and Bread . it is just a real mess!!!

  49. bananian

    bananianVor Tag

    Of course the black guy dies.

  50. ButterfleyeFilms

    ButterfleyeFilmsVor Tag

    Do Infinity War

  51. M Jenet

    M JenetVor Tag

    CinemaSins has forever changed the way I look at anyone, myself included, eating apples.

  52. White Dragon Emperor

    White Dragon EmperorVor Tag

    For a movie made after the rebooted franchise’s first game of the Tomb Raider, it sure changed a lot of the plot details and got heavily inspired by the first Uncharted game, which copied the Tomb Raider concept, but had original plot. Like wtf dude, I feel like I am watching a recap of Uncharted with Lara instead of Natan.

  53. Mr. Morris

    Mr. MorrisVor Tag

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