Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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  1. Laura Parks

    Laura ParksVor Tag

    put Don and Mike in charge and make it their Shutter Island

  2. Jonathan Buchanan

    Jonathan BuchananVor Tag

    I doubt Trump and Pence realize we already have a “space force”? We actually do, not NASA.... but the Air Force already has a space command division that handles space.... seriously

  3. Marc Graber

    Marc GraberVor 2 Tage

    I think the only goal for trump is to build himself „the space force one“

  4. Donald Petkus

    Donald PetkusVor 3 Tage

    I wonder which Trump cronies are going to get the contracts for the Space Patrol and the greatest, most beautiful wall since East Germany.

  5. stainlesssteelfox1

    stainlesssteelfox1Vor 5 Tage

    NASA is a civillian agency, and therefore can not be any kind of space force. However, the U.S Airforce already has Space Command, Operatoing out of Peterson AFB, which to be honest sounds pretty badass. The US doesn't need to split it off to make a separate branch of the military. They also have a much better insignia than any of the 'drawn by 5 year olds' ones that Trump produced. Also, it sounds like they want to create a force of soldiers to operate in space, actual Space Marines. This has two problems. First, they have no vehicle to get them to space and second, there isn't anything for them to do up there, except invade the International Space Station. Also, also, the dawn of a new millenium was almost 20 years ago, though it dpesn't surprise me that it's taken Trump 20 years to notice.

  6. gary lazo

    gary lazoVor 6 Tage

    the only stupid is you ,we need young minds to think of our universe and to start developing new energy A space force is an encouragement to do that ,but I guess your to stupid to think like that because your a traitor

  7. MyShotPotter

    MyShotPotterVor 6 Tage

    Dear. God.

  8. name change

    name changeVor 13 Tage

    The last time we made a national effort to invest in aerospace technology (NASA) we got Tang AND velcro...and also the opportunity to survive the Suns impending transformation into a red dwarf, and engulf the Earth in a lake of fire... DARE TO BE STUPID its just physics man... Even Stevens > Colbert ~ MarWin 😉

  9. Charles Hubbard

    Charles HubbardVor 13 Tage

    Somebody tell Trump that Russia is working on it right now. Let's see if he believes it .😀😀

  10. Sophini 88

    Sophini 88Vor 15 Tage

    Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...

  11. the jackabyte

    the jackabyteVor 15 Tage

    holy crap!!! i thought Pence was a voice of reason in the mad-house that is the white house.

  12. dian kreczmer

    dian kreczmerVor 15 Tage

    Trump is such a child Go to sleep, mommy will be here when you wake up and we will go up in space together🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  13. Amy's calling

    Amy's callingVor 18 Tage

    "Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it"

  14. Lyle Meckem

    Lyle MeckemVor 19 Tage

    We have to kick Pence out of Washington along with Trump. Pence, in a very different way, is far worse than Trump!!!

  15. BLUE MOXIE

    BLUE MOXIEVor 20 Tage

    This is not even funny....

  16. russell campbell

    russell campbellVor 22 Tage

    Ready to unlock the mysteries of space!!! I want to unlock the mysteries of how such dopey shit is being peddled as policy.

  17. HighMojo

    HighMojoVor 22 Tage

    The Soviets were duped into bankrupting themselves and ultimately fragmenting because of Reagan's SDI bluff, but this time the Russians are having none of it. You know it's dumb if neither the Russians nor the Chinese are falling for it.

  18. Neptune Solo

    Neptune SoloVor 22 Tage

    Why the piano guy makes wiered laugh noises

  19. Luis Aguilar

    Luis AguilarVor 25 Tage

    Rocket man. So good!!!

  20. Suhani Kumar

    Suhani KumarVor 27 Tage

    Nice Hinduism reference

  21. soroush khoni

    soroush khoniVor 28 Tage

    it seems Trump is a fan of COD infinite warfare boo boo

  22. Veeg Orten

    Veeg OrtenVor Monat

    why does nobody realize the danger of space debris? Are people really not looking into this at all? The Space Force wouldn't be created for war. (And yes, if true... That would be stupid) But it's not. Space debris is a very big problem for satellites & space stations that allow and make this little thing called ummm... "THE INTERNET" and "PHONE SERVICE" possible. There are over 50,000 pieces of space debris we could detect. And an estimate of 100,000 pieces that we cannot detect. At any moment, one of those crucial satellites could be destroyed within seconds. This is what the space force is for. They'd go in and capture as much space debris as possible. If we let this continue without any fixing... We could eventually end up never able to leave earth because there's too much debris covering the entire planet. We'd be in a space prison... Never able to travel to other places in case earth is destroyed... Which is inevitable. So... yeah. Space Force... Not too stupid now is it?

  23. Kenshi9000

    Kenshi9000Vor 28 Tage

    Yeah. Fuck NASA. They can't handle space. Or the other observatories stationed around the globe. We need a space force! It's suuuuuuuuuuuuuper necessary! *face-desk*

  24. Clown Baby

    Clown BabyVor Monat

    The Space Force is not Donald Trump's idea, it's already happened it just isn't officially public yet. They were talking about this since at least 2004, even Bush himself talked about it. Trump just needs anything to distract the public from his 17 investigations.

  25. Tucker Bowen

    Tucker BowenVor Monat

    "Space Force" sounds like the name of a movie that Dr. Forrester would make Joel and the 'Bots watch

  26. DJ Florek

    DJ FlorekVor Monat

    Palin to head up space force as supreme commander... Pew Pew

  27. AwkwrdPrtMskrt

    AwkwrdPrtMskrtVor Monat

    I think I know who XLV should hire as Space Force soldiers. The Republican Space Rangers from GTA!

  28. Petyr Kowalski

    Petyr KowalskiVor Monat

    More like Space-farce.

  29. Herman Huerta

    Herman HuertaVor Monat

    The mental masturbating is just overwhelming.

  30. OwnW97

    OwnW97Vor 2 Monate

    Space force will be needed sorry guys....

  31. Andrew Figueroa

    Andrew FigueroaVor 2 Monate

    To The black musician who constantly has to be the live laugh track...... please remove his Microphone asap!!!

  32. Hunter Owe

    Hunter OweVor 2 Monate

    i have to say. with David letterman's departure, as well as Carson. and others we have been subject to a group of no class no talent raving idiots ! you never say j leno or letterman or Carson ever call the president of the United States a four letter word! and worse. or use the first 35 minutes of your show to trash trump 5 days a week! its very clear Stephen c. has a anger issue that beyond norm. to the point he's mental. i and others are no watching for this reason . i didn't vote or like things about Obama. my health ins went front 240 a month to 998.00. oh what was it he said nothing will change? but as a American i respect his position as the president! bottom line bring back some classes in late night tv. please!!

  33. Chewar Siwaily

    Chewar SiwailyVor 2 Monate

    Spaceforce is actually not a bad idea.

  34. Yamaha Rider J

    Yamaha Rider JVor 2 Monate

    people who come up with the idea of armed space forces need to be shot and killed keep safe gun free unless with find aliens we need to defend us from other then that keep guns and shit out of space gun nuts can stay on earth when people leave earth

  35. Charles Pedersen

    Charles PedersenVor 2 Monate

    Why does everybody think that a space force is a bad idea?

  36. geoff dearth

    geoff dearthVor 2 Monate

    The USAF had the X15 60 years ago.

  37. wales2k

    wales2kVor 2 Monate

    I don’t give a shit about what Stephen says. I want the Space Force to happen because I wanna become a space marine! I mean, who wouldn’t?

  38. Jimmy The Greek

    Jimmy The GreekVor 2 Monate

    Indiana in not very proud of Mike Pence.

  39. Akshath Manikandan

    Akshath ManikandanVor 2 Monate

    4.15... he knows about great Hindu gods... wow!

  40. D A Harvey

    D A HarveyVor 2 Monate

    ok the space force logo on the bottom left is just the no mans sky logo one of them is nasa's logo the bottom middle one is an old republic symbol from star wars, how uninventive is trump exactly

  41. Juliet Obrado

    Juliet ObradoVor 2 Monate

    think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯

  42. Vasco Apolonio

    Vasco ApolonioVor 2 Monate

    Im laughing my pants off... again... I hope Drumb fulfills this promise.

  43. Tee Dee

    Tee DeeVor 2 Monate

    The Republicans new motto: “ think about it-but not too much because it’s stupid “

  44. Nicholas Roi

    Nicholas RoiVor 3 Monate

    dumbass lol

  45. nursemedic17

    nursemedic17Vor 3 Monate

    Does anyone else wish for Martians to come put us out of our misery???

  46. blue dale

    blue daleVor 3 Monate

    Stupid greedy Americans cant give clean drinking warter to the people of Flint but they want to take control of Space

  47. 8alot4t

    8alot4tVor 3 Monate

    Trump discovered this idiocy one night when he was idly wondering what nonsense to freak the world out with the next morning. It then occurred to him just how much empty space there was inside his skull, and the idea of Space Force was born.

  48. Real Horrorshow

    Real HorrorshowVor 3 Monate

    I imagine it playing out in Trump's head something like this: de-tube.com/play-video-Z7GFU5ncKhU.html (Yes, that is Brian May. No, I don't think he'd like us to bring it up.)

  49. Vy Tran

    Vy TranVor 3 Monate

    Can we get those insignias made into shirts so voters can wear during the 2020 election?

  50. Ind Pol Com

    Ind Pol ComVor 3 Monate

    1:00 - 1:24 Trump at his dumbest ever !!!

  51. that1otherguy93

    that1otherguy93Vor 3 Monate

    DE-tube mike pence halo theme . you're welcome

  52. toscodav

    toscodavVor 3 Monate

    The military has been involved with space since the beginning. National defense is what drove the space program to begin with. Colbert and his idiot followers should maybe do some research before they talk out their assholes.

  53. Philolaus Sith66

    Philolaus Sith66Vor 3 Monate

    Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.

  54. Jason Carter

    Jason CarterVor 3 Monate

    Omg is he still the president?

  55. Nikil Kumar

    Nikil KumarVor 3 Monate

    just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")

  56. Paul Schrecengost

    Paul SchrecengostVor 3 Monate

    Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?

  57. Aaron Turner

    Aaron TurnerVor 3 Monate

    0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce

  58. Narisa L.

    Narisa L.Vor 3 Monate

    speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on

  59. William Ridge

    William RidgeVor 3 Monate

    Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.

  60. Tim Van Lerberg

    Tim Van LerbergVor 3 Monate

    “Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

  61. Edward Harshaw

    Edward HarshawVor 3 Monate

    I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC

  62. Paul Schrecengost

    Paul SchrecengostVor 3 Monate

    Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol

  63. jziec

    jziecVor 4 Monate

    Wow, still farting out this unfunny crap.

  64. Peter Spalding

    Peter SpaldingVor 4 Monate

    Even by TrumpWorld©️standards, this is a really terrible idea: the militarisation of space. You go, Agent Orange, you witless moron.

  65. PureUnwindASMR

    PureUnwindASMRVor 4 Monate

    The question is : IS Pence Gay? Nothing otherwise could make sense

  66. Henry Solstice

    Henry SolsticeVor 4 Monate

    Space Force is a great idea. I worked in the USAF satellite field. I don't expect lesser people to understand. This is why I voted for Trump.

  67. Tom Tim

    Tom TimVor 3 Monate

    I know where you live..........

  68. Benjamin Herrmann

    Benjamin HerrmannVor 4 Monate

    Space Force is just Science Fiction

  69. Joey Collins

    Joey CollinsVor 4 Monate

    Unlock the mystery of space? I don't know a lot of scientists who want to militarize there research teams and nothing will be discovered by fighting.

  70. Joey Collins

    Joey CollinsVor 4 Monate

    Space force, cause the air Force wasn't already handling it. "They totally were"

  71. realitycheck 111

    realitycheck 111Vor 4 Monate

    This Space force is a great idea believe it or not.

  72. Danny Gentry

    Danny GentryVor 4 Monate

    I think mike pence is holding back his vomit as he is forced to speak of such stupity

  73. Zeek M

    Zeek MVor 4 Monate

    To the little manbaby Stephan Colbert who stalks President Trump. Why are you still breathing my oxygen mother lover?

  74. Jon Emery

    Jon EmeryVor 4 Monate

    I was in the Air Force---That Sucked !!! I wanna join the Space Force and be in the Vietmars War........

  75. Subhasis

    SubhasisVor 4 Monate

    SPACE FORCE : When you take Avengers infinity war too seriously...

  76. Henk Oosterink

    Henk OosterinkVor 4 Monate

    Maybe Nasa should start a mission to search for intelligent life in the White House.

  77. Vince Parziale

    Vince ParzialeVor 4 Monate

    The only space that needs to be probed is the space between these politicians heads.

  78. johnny Macon

    johnny MaconVor 4 Monate

    just another dumb goverment exspensive white elephant program to justify all that massive overpriced military equipment spending we already have NASA so WTF ??? ⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

  79. johnny Macon

    johnny MaconVor 4 Monate

    SPACE GHOST LoL !!!⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

  80. amexjam55

    amexjam55Vor 4 Monate

    We have Dumb and Dumber as the leaders our country. Scary.

  81. Red neck

    Red neckVor 4 Monate

    great idea war in space. finally give some fucking peace in middle east.

  82. Anan Muadi

    Anan MuadiVor 4 Monate

    You're a washed off has been jackass

  83. chilo31416

    chilo31416Vor 4 Monate

    Colbert's studio audience is way smaller than I expected

  84. Crystal Logik

    Crystal LogikVor 4 Monate

    Why does nobody mocking the space force idea ever go after Neil deGrasse Tyson who supports the idea?

  85. Holly

    HollyVor 4 Monate

    I lost my brain cells

  86. tweaker1bms

    tweaker1bmsVor 4 Monate

    Shoulda went with: "Two small hands for a man, one giant embarrassment for mankind!" :)

  87. CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

    CreditDebitCards CostYouMoneyVor 4 Monate

    I nominate George Jetson to be in charge of "Space Force"

  88. CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

    CreditDebitCards CostYouMoneyVor 4 Monate

    C'mon now.....our government already spends way too much on military stuff...where the hell is the money for space force gonna come from???

  89. NightDreamer231

    NightDreamer231Vor 4 Monate

    Sooo we're making Voltron? :]

  90. Jose Cabildo

    Jose CabildoVor 4 Monate

    I wanna be in that “joint warfighter” task force , I think I’m over qualified for that job, been fighting the joint wars for years now, I’m not even american, but I would fight for any country interested in the joint wars.

  91. Bryan Dehart

    Bryan DehartVor 4 Monate

    "I would join but I have space spurs." Donald Trump

  92. Clint Ladera

    Clint LaderaVor 4 Monate

    POWER RANGER SPACE FORCE..... MORON!!!!!!

  93. Clint Ladera

    Clint LaderaVor 4 Monate

    SPACE FORCE??? YOU MEAN STUPID FORCE!!!!!

  94. Resign Ignoramus

    Resign IgnoramusVor 4 Monate

    MP's new motto is: now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

  95. CoreyZek

    CoreyZekVor 4 Monate

    Oh hey SC, btw, you have like 1.4k haters watching. :(

  96. CoreyZek

    CoreyZekVor 4 Monate

    #SpaceSpurs!!! VBAHAHA :)

  97. CoreyZek

    CoreyZekVor 4 Monate

    As always, a great sketch, Thanks stephen :) :)

  98. Nikolai Korsov

    Nikolai KorsovVor 4 Monate

    So other than the dipshits who think space force is some kind of starwars dream. Whats wrong with taking the space tech branches of the airforce and making it a dedicated entity? Thats all it is. The military will eventually become much more involved with low orbit technology anyway. But hey since Trump suggested it, it must be bad right? Grow up and stop being such pissy little eliteist loosers

  99. m. rude

    m. rudeVor 4 Monate

    And Stevie trys to understand world events....

  100. Awkward Silence

    Awkward SilenceVor 4 Monate

    Is there life on Mars? We'll find out under the rubbles after we've blown it up. Oh and Jupiter has nukes let's blow it up as well

  101. Hans Marheim

    Hans MarheimVor 4 Monate

    USA already have the air and space defense. Try to Google it. Americans are so stupid.

  102. 刘宇龙

    刘宇龙Vor 4 Monate

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  103. Kurt Havoc

    Kurt HavocVor 4 Monate

    Nobody can hear you "pew pew pew" in space.