Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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  1. Ramón Sánchez

    Ramón SánchezVor 9 Stunden

    Excuse me sir but that orange peed in my rug that tight the room together inside the WH

  2. Ahmed Barakat

    Ahmed BarakatVor 9 Stunden

    I don't know why everyone thinks the space force is a bad idea. We need men to protect earth from extraterrestrial invaders. We have been living in peace for so long that we seemed to have forgotten all that we have suffered at the hands of non-earthers. We need to remember when the humans were enslaved and forced to serve illegal aliens in the Great Egyptian Pyramids. They are thought to be myths nowadays. Stories that parents tell their children to have them behave. But they exist. The space-walkers are real. I have seen them. We drove them out once before but we cannot do the same unless we are united. The Seven Continents must band together to fight off these invaders, and Donald of house Trump must lead them. We must build a wall to keep the space-walkers out and we must have men of the space force to man that wall. It is the only way. It is a noble effort and I choose to stand by it. It is the only way. For humans. For life. For Trump. King of the West! The Martians are coming.

  3. Shadowcub69

    Shadowcub69Vor 11 Stunden

    I keep hearing SPACE GHOST in my head. Who let this idiot name anything?

  4. bernie b

    bernie bVor 12 Stunden

    Please go away

  5. not fooled

    not fooledVor 12 Stunden

    does trump know about our non proliferation of space treaty or is he gonna trump all over that treaty too

  6. skyson b pei

    skyson b peiVor 12 Stunden

    The only upside to this space force is that they take their bs wars away from everyone us

  7. David DeLaney

    David DeLaneyVor 13 Stunden

    ... Stephen's been PRACTICING with those invisible space thrusters! --Dave, oh my god, his show's full of stars

  8. android263

    android263Vor 13 Stunden

    If aliens come America will be obliterated first.

  9. Korota

    KorotaVor 16 Stunden

    Fun fact, when the Nazi Party came to power, Germany didn't have an air force. So Hitler established the Luftwaffe and created a fully-armed wing of the military staffed by people loyal to him and the party above the nation itself! Anyways, ha ha Space Force pew pew so dumb

  10. BeastNation2009

    BeastNation2009Vor 17 Stunden

    Let the Star Wars references commence....(if they haven't already) lol

  11. Jake Law

    Jake LawVor 17 Stunden

    How bout, free healthcare...free college, improved infrastructure...wth, throw in a border wall....then a space army.....

  12. Maureen Wagg

    Maureen WaggVor 18 Stunden

    Well that about puts it in a nutshell. Look at me look at me people!!!! Don't look at the Mueller investigation...look over here...loook! Space Force!! I give you Space Force! omg what a twitter twit.

  13. Maureen Wagg

    Maureen WaggVor 18 Stunden

    NASA....where space force is already doing the job Trump thinks he invented. Hellllooooo Monsieur President??? Nope...crickets.

  14. Delilah Weeks

    Delilah WeeksVor 19 Stunden

    Trump is sure eager to start a war in Space... It's always about war and how these people can profit on it.

  15. DrFlippin

    DrFlippinVor 19 Stunden

    Pence has already started his bid for the Presidency by trying to project an image that is more Presidential than his Boss'... not so difficult to do, actually.

  16. Melora Foy

    Melora FoyVor 20 Stunden

    You should have Randy Rainbow on your show! Check out "Russia Ties" and "Sweet Indictment."

  17. Melora Foy

    Melora FoyVor 20 Stunden

    I would love to see George Takei's take on this is.

  18. Aaron Shorts

    Aaron ShortsVor 21 Stunde

    (Amos 9:2) “...Though they climb up to the heavens above, from there I will bring them down.” Not sure if that’s the verse Pence was referring to but just a thought...

  19. Ryan lex

    Ryan lexVor 21 Stunde

    Lmao a talk show think they are smarter lmafo😂😂😂

  20. Red Gladius

    Red GladiusVor 23 Stunden

    Space force is not stupid. If we rule above the atmosphere, we rule the world!

  21. zen babaloo

    zen babalooVor 23 Stunden

    The fun part is how clearly brilliant they think they are as they throw this nonsense out there. THIS is as comically stupid as they've ever been and they've been very, very comically stupid from day 1.

  22. John Dotter

    John DotterVor 23 Stunden

    It is not uncommon the USAF has a Air Force Space Command already, sometimes referred to informally as U.S. Space Command, is a major command of the United States Air Force, with its headquarters at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado.

  23. Pete M

    Pete MVor Tag

    Space force is stupid. I thought they all made a treaty to keep war out of space. Last thing you need is nukes in space, that may come to earth either on purpose or accidently.

  24. Johnny Bryant

    Johnny BryantVor Tag

    #lostinspace. #dangerwillrobinson

  25. Johnny Bryant

    Johnny BryantVor Tag

    Mike pence is sickening. He thinks if he sounds like he's giving a sermon, everything is just peachy. He's just a mouthpiece for Rancid Velveeta. No better than the cheese himself. To ridiculousness and beyond. #traitortrump. #impeachpence #tinyhands

  26. Jarod O'Hara

    Jarod O'HaraVor Tag

    Hey, I just wanted to say... * Crowd Erupts in applause *

  27. Hard Times

    Hard TimesVor Tag

    They laughed when the Air Force was announced too.

  28. Jose Vega

    Jose VegaVor Tag

    It's not dumb, we need protection from imminent threats such as asteroids or invasion. I thought Christian Trump supporters didn't believe in aliens but instead liberals who believe there is other life on other planets seem to all of a sudden think this is stupid just because Trump said it? Granted he did say it in a stupid way but we still need this. And no, I'm not a Trump supporter.

  29. Michael Butler

    Michael ButlerVor Tag

    It should be called, "spacey McSpace force"! Only because it sounds a bit more stupid and very stupid idea, should have a very stupid name!🤔🌞

  30. Doug Hanson

    Doug HansonVor Tag

    How about SPACE COWBOYS ?

  31. PhD. Life Apologist

    PhD. Life ApologistVor Tag

    Right so.... Let's just explore space on a cheap'o, Obama-demonetized NASA, and if we do find actual aliens, with actual guns (or lasers, whatever)who want to eat us like chicken nuggets, let's just... What? Not have protection? Colbert, you're a peace-loving hippie. And while I believe peace is obtainable, it's not PEACEFUL yet. Never trust a comedian. They joke too much. Never serious.

  32. PhD. Life Apologist

    PhD. Life ApologistVor Tag

    & Yes, by all means.. Watch where the money goes, so 'we' don't get ripped off by creatures grown from our own pile of dirt.

  33. Mat Bird

    Mat BirdVor Tag

    Maybe they know something? Maybe there’s aliens out there.

  34. Layne Inouye

    Layne InouyeVor Tag

    What's next, a death star just for Trump. Is he part of episode 30....The Sith Trumps the jedi....

  35. Waya525

    Waya525Vor Tag

    Maybe Trump wants to be Admiral James Kirk.

  36. Waya525

    Waya525Vor Tag

    Only if Michael Biehn and Sigourney Weaver can serve as the heads of the Colonial Marines Division.

  37. George Flores

    George FloresVor Tag

    Trump is thinking like Cobra from GI Joe. have the world on their knees by his hand & setting up manned space stations ready to drop nukes. while the country is laughing... the rest of the world is looking of ways to stop him or beat him to it. Be Smart America! Paren de hacerce los Pendejos! "ESP"

  38. Tesla.

    Tesla.Vor Tag

    SpaceX is the real space force

  39. pretty bullet

    pretty bulletVor Tag

    None of this space crap will ever happen. They will do just enough to pacify Trump before his impeachment.

  40. Chris Peele

    Chris PeeleVor Tag

    I know right?! With billions if not trillions of our nations assets in low earth orbit.. with icbm's that travel to thier target via low earth orbit.. who are we, to try to protect our satellites that provide stability to our commerce, allow us to communicate, and recieve information.. and prevent our continent from being blown back into the late 1800's?? Rite? Just insanity!! =D

  41. Fikash

    FikashVor Tag

    They're going to waste BILLIONS of dollars on a "Space Force" that the military never asked for, to fight a foe that doesn't exist... while millions of Americans just go on without insurance, affordable housing, or a decent education. Incredible.

  42. Cube the Squid

    Cube the SquidVor Tag

    So, the thing is for me, is that at face value, it is really, really, *really* stupid. But the thing is, it could potentially be a good thing. Think about it. The idea of Space Force is that there will be an army of sorts stationed (I'm assuming) in space. But we just don't have the stuff to make that possible right now, and NASA is getting crap for funding. So by creating a space division of the military, we are essentially giving NASA a portion of the military's budget. As we know, some incredible inventions and discoveries have been because of research in and for space, so there is no reason that more research won't continue. Things like wireless headsets, memory foam, camera phones, and scratch resistant lenses wouldn't exist were it not for space travel. And who know what else we can and will do with the sudden push for space travel. And besides, if it were just left to private organizations, who knows how long it would take for space travel to become affordable for the general public? Hey, the Internet was made for the military first. Maybe it'll trickle down. That said, this isn't to say that I support a military presence in space. I don't. I just appreciate that leaders of the country (no matter how delusional the idea was in the first place) also appreciate (that may be too generous a word) the importance of space research, and their push for a military funding of its exploration.

  43. Brian Smith

    Brian SmithVor Tag

    Dead Space Between My Ears Is More Like It! TrumPence 2020... And BEYONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. The Four Horsemen

    The Four HorsemenVor Tag

    Meanwhile, the United States does not provide basic healthcare for all of its citizens. No wonder our health and lifespan are in decline.

  45. ninanapo511

    ninanapo511Vor Tag

    I look to this sometimes as an independent for some comic relief but it’s still soo bad.. the jokes aren’t funny sorry Stephen . I love you but sorry. I voted for Obama and voted for trump , everything today makes everybody vote for trump once again

  46. Brian Smith

    Brian SmithVor Tag

    ninacompoop is a real piece of poopy for brains

  47. M&B Dispatchserv

    M&B DispatchservVor Tag

    LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

  48. cynthia cook

    cynthia cookVor Tag

    Space spurs!!!!

  49. cynthia cook

    cynthia cookVor Tag

    @ 4:34 "space spurs"..I have to keep going back to that!!

  50. cynthia cook

    cynthia cookVor Tag

    HaHa the gift that keeps on giving!!!

  51. Brian Smith

    Brian SmithVor Tag

    SpaceSperm! (MINE!)---DJT

  52. seand67

    seand67Vor Tag

    LMAO

  53. Allen Fowler

    Allen FowlerVor Tag

    killer space clowns are our only hope now

  54. Barnali D

    Barnali DVor Tag

    Send Trump first.

  55. Abubaker Elgazili

    Abubaker ElgaziliVor Tag

    Lol hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha