Everything Wrong With Jumper In 17 Minutes Or Less

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*This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 3/16/17*
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Here's a movie that basically defines "wasted potential." So much cool sh*t, so many sins.
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  1. CinemaSins

    CinemaSinsVor Monat

    Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

  2. Michael Bousquet

    Michael BousquetVor 28 Tage

    In that case, I have to ask, WHEN are you going to do the Justice League movie? Is it a statute of limitations thing?

  3. RayMasters03

    RayMasters03Vor Monat

    I knew I’ve seen this one already. But it took me up to the dad fixing the car shot to remember. It was the beer bottles lol

  4. MeleeBro

    MeleeBroVor Monat

    P. K. Easiest way is to just look it up on DE-tube

  5. gmidoro

    gmidoroVor Monat

    Yes, I agree... The Thing (1982) The Thing (1982) The Thing (1982) The Thing (1982) The Thing (1982) ...is overdue.

  6. Bailey Davis

    Bailey DavisVor Monat

    Will you do everything wrong with the darkest minds pleaseeeee

  7. Kang Kung

    Kang KungVor 11 Stunden

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  8. Fourthaeon

    FourthaeonVor 15 Stunden

    I think teleporting every agent into mid air letting them fall is an effective strategy , this movie could have been better. But teleportation is an op power.

  9. Fourthaeon

    FourthaeonVor 15 Stunden

    His work is done in my opinion

  10. mizscoleman

    mizscolemanVor 2 Tage

    "Highly down to fuck." I am so going to start saying that.

  11. Matthew Boy

    Matthew BoyVor 2 Tage

    Fuck-nugget is my new favorite insult.

  12. matthew olivier

    matthew olivierVor 3 Tage

    I find it painful watching the actual movie.. in comics they literally will teleport halfway around the world before coming right back.. they copy nightcrawler for a *Bamf!* Effect.. I'm chased.. let me just poof 20ft away.. granted you have to see the place before ya go.. yes stealing money. But travel the world to learn places lol. No way I'd be anywhere near a bad guy lol

  13. Josny13

    Josny13Vor 6 Tage

    6:33 No, not "who", "what". Seriously, wtf is that thing. It looks like a corpse foto bombing. It looks like it has empty eye sockets and snapped its neck! Kill it! Before it lays eggs!

  14. Ian Smart

    Ian SmartVor 10 Tage

    I unashamedly love this movie and wish it had at least 2 more sequels. It's not genius filmmaking, but its one of the best and most awesomely realized "superhero" concepts put to film. This and PUSH should have been bigger deals.

  15. Paulafan5

    Paulafan5Vor 10 Tage

    Jumper had real potential. If it had a better script it would have been amazing.

  16. ArinInQuotes

    ArinInQuotesVor 11 Tage

    TECHNICALLY, it *is* a typo, given that "typo" is short for "typographical error," which covers mistakes, accidents, and deviations from standards (like spelling).

  17. boostedsil40

    boostedsil40Vor 11 Tage

    you should invite your friends over for a movie then tear it apart like you do the whole time =)

  18. Ilian Petit

    Ilian PetitVor 12 Tage

    Sin 4: irrelevant, he can travel around the world

  19. Meghan t

    Meghan tVor 16 Tage

    I love this movie

  20. Colby Stringer

    Colby StringerVor 18 Tage

    Breakdown of time zones during the umbrella in hotel lobby scene is fucking incredible

  21. Jeebus Christos

    Jeebus ChristosVor 19 Tage

    Anakin there must have graduated from the same program Doctor Strange went to before Ragnorak...

  22. Christian Fantana

    Christian FantanaVor 21 Tag

    This is clearly one of those times where it's obvious you didn't actually watch the movie because every sin given is explained in the movie.

  23. bonerhalodude

    bonerhalodudeVor 22 Tage

    i love the fucking outro clips

  24. It's all ogre now This is my swamp

    It's all ogre now This is my swampVor 22 Tage

    This movie was epic though I wish there was part 2

  25. Nicholas Schoepfer

    Nicholas SchoepferVor 22 Tage

    Alligator blood? If she was cold blooded she would be lethargic in cold weather not tolerable of it.

  26. ジェレマイア

    ジェレマイアVor 23 Tage

    Nothing, nothing is wrong with jumper

  27. TickedOff Priest

    TickedOff PriestVor 23 Tage

    Perhaps jumping to a place that you have previously been, is easier than going to a new spot if it is a long distance.

  28. Raze

    RazeVor 24 Tage

    Do whiplash please

  29. Jerret Stallworth

    Jerret StallworthVor 24 Tage

    I want jumper 2

  30. Velo1010

    Velo1010Vor 25 Tage

    You really should direct your own movie.

  31. Gordon Wilkinson

    Gordon WilkinsonVor 25 Tage

    If i knew snow globes and a dissapearence was all it took to make a girl easy as pie man. Id be paying alot of child support right now.

  32. Curtis Whitehead

    Curtis WhiteheadVor 25 Tage

    You pick apart all of my guilty pleasure movies do I know it's terrible yeah but I still love this movie

  33. Svinja

    SvinjaVor 26 Tage

    Jumper, AKA Teleportin’ Anakin

  34. Funny_idiots

    Funny_idiotsVor 26 Tage

    Missed the big sin that David’s powers supposedly appeared out of the blue when he was five and then inexplicably didn’t reoccur until he was 15

  35. Allison Stout

    Allison StoutVor 26 Tage

    Max Theriot is such a hotty!!

  36. Ben Doige

    Ben DoigeVor 26 Tage

    I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN! YOU WERE MY BROTHER! I LOVED YOU!

  37. hokio W

    hokio WVor 28 Tage

    Wait at 15:24... I'm pretty sure the other guy said that he knew someone who tried to jump a building and died... Cinama sins?

  38. Preston Sitton

    Preston SittonVor 28 Tage

    Infinity war!!!

  39. BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog

    BigDaddy BubbaBullfrogVor 29 Tage

    4:20 Deus ex SUCKINA, script-wise. 4:30 how lazy? As lazy as the so-called 'writer' of this mess.

  40. BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog

    BigDaddy BubbaBullfrogVor 29 Tage

    Community College student films have better 1st person narrative bullshit than THIS BULLSHIT. Total MS3TK fodder (by which I mean the original MST3K cast/writers, not the current 'millennial-mess').

  41. BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog

    BigDaddy BubbaBullfrogVor 29 Tage

    1:23 obviously 'rice bowl' never bothered 2 watch a Christopher Walken film based on a novel by S. King, with the classic line, "The ICE - - is gonna BREAK...!!"

  42. BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog

    BigDaddy BubbaBullfrogVor 29 Tage

    0:24 into this and I thank this channel for saving me valuable time otherwise wasted on this millennial pseudo-script garbage-fest. FFS, the opening is so teen-age fan-fic it makes Lena Dunham look like Jim Jarmusch. *BARF*

  43. Original Beard

    Original BeardVor 29 Tage

    You had your chance to use the "I hate sand" line and you missed it.

  44. Oscar Medrano

    Oscar MedranoVor Monat

    It’s an awesome movie that is totally underrated but yet I always wanted to see Cinema sins do this one 😂😂😂

  45. muz muzamil

    muz muzamilVor Monat

    Very nice compact storyline . This makes us to wait for another part of jumper maybe some cartoons or video games !

  46. Rman Nayr

    Rman NayrVor Monat

    I STILL LIKED THIS MOVIE!

  47. Rman Nayr

    Rman NayrVor Monat

    THIS IDIOT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND TIMEZONES AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. KING OF NERDS

    KING OF NERDSVor Monat

    No I would have robbed a bank then into a cheerleader room

  49. Oranges 369

    Oranges 369Vor Monat

    *no.*

  50. Quantium

    QuantiumVor Monat

    Mr. Obvious once again! Brilliant!

  51. Michael Lacore

    Michael LacoreVor Monat

    FYI when it's morning in Egypt, it's night in the U.S. Can you use logic when you do these videos? That'd be grreeaaaattt. Edit: My mom owns a cash only bar, and it's 2018. And it IS popular with the college kids (and young Google employees), as it's in San Francisco and is the busiest bar in the area. So, suck it and give me a cinema sin.

  52. Doktor von S.

    Doktor von S.Vor Monat

    "An omission of truth is still a lie." So what, are you saying I have to tell everyone I meet, regardless of the context, that I sometimes scratch my butt or else I'm lying? Is every detail about one's self now basically the "registered sex offender" spiel?

  53. Joshua Blackwood

    Joshua BlackwoodVor Monat

    16:09 AAAHHHHHH!!! KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  54. Joshua Blackwood

    Joshua BlackwoodVor Monat

    4:00 He was 27...

  55. Rock Light

    Rock LightVor Monat

    You went waaaay to easy on this one imo. Did you even sin Hayden for his terrible acting? That is a sin unto itself. Class dismissed.