Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

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The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
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  1. Stephanie Ferreira

    Stephanie FerreiraVor 2 Stunden

    Seus vagabundos do filhas da pulta caralhooo olha o que o macaco feis com o gatinho 😤😲😢

  2. MsDancecommander

    MsDancecommanderVor 3 Stunden

    Now that I learned about the usage and history of the term Gypsy, the term Gyptian in this series sounds unfortunate in retrospect. At least the books were fun to read a long while ago. And this movie is weird and stiff.

  3. Heather Reagan

    Heather ReaganVor 10 Stunden

    It is rare that I hate a book so much that I can't finish reading it. The second book of this series is one of those books. It was just super confusing and I couldn't tell what was going on or who was the good guy and who was the bad guy.

  4. kyoyameganebereznoff

    kyoyameganebereznoffVor 12 Stunden

    All of these questions and more can be answered by reading the book. This movie is such an awful adaptation.

  5. Martin Contento

    Martin ContentoVor Tag

    I like the movie. Even though I realize it is not a history lesson. I wish I could give CinemaSins more than one thumbs down. Unplug if I could. What a DB.

  6. Semantic Samuel

    Semantic SamuelVor 5 Tage

    Why did they feel the need to have so much exposition about Dust right from the opening scene? Learning about Dust is the whole plot of the trilogy - Lyra watches Asriel's presentation and learns about the experiments on Svalbard (and they don't know about the many worlds until Asriel discovers them), then in book two we look at it from another (more scientific) angle with Mary Malone in Will's world and then even further with the Mulefa (and it's gutting that we never got to see elephants that use seeds as wheels in the films - the rumoured BBC adaptation had better be good) in book three. The film got so many things right, not least the casting being amazing, but it looked beautiful. Just a shame the script was a mess, which is ridiculous when you have source material as good as this. I've never understood the argument that the first film failed because it doesn't get the anti-religious undertones. The first book doesn't either: it's not really until books two and three that Pullman starts digging deep into his criticisms of religion (Catholicism). The first book is more of a straight fantasy/steam punk adventure with a little sci fi mixed in.

  7. Semantic Samuel

    Semantic SamuelVor 5 Tage

    There are people saying that it has got a convoluted plot, but it doesn't. It's straightforward: kids are going missing and Lyra ends up on a mission to rescue them. Along the way she learns about Dust and the crazy experiments the GOB are performing on the missing children. It's a straight adventure story with a hero's journey plot. It gets more complicated in the following books where Pullman starts springing quantum mechanics/entanglement and the multiverse on us.

  8. Adrian Rangel

    Adrian RangelVor 6 Tage

    6:38 A carrot, a turtle and anything that looks like a dick. Its that simple.

  9. Liz //

    Liz //Vor 10 Tage

    I loved this movie so much it still pisses me off that we didn't get a sequel.

  10. sally roslin

    sally roslinVor 13 Tage

    Id love if they you know? MADE A SECOND FUCKING MOVIE

  11. Zap Gun

    Zap GunVor 13 Tage

    Look I get it alright, but her Daemon is a ferret and ferrets are without question amazing and adorable so I'm afraid I can't pay much attention to anything else while a ferret is on screen.

  12. Karmee

    KarmeeVor 14 Tage

    God this is a throwback

  13. Ben P.

    Ben P.Vor 15 Tage

    Shut up

  14. Laura R.C

    Laura R.CVor 17 Tage

    The Golden Compass was written before Harry Potter so in any case regarding any comparison to the Harry Potter is invalid even thou the Harry Potter movie was made first The Golen Compass book was written first so in some ways Harry Potter was copying The Golden Compass so the sins where the two are being compared should be removed

  15. The Goober man

    The Goober manVor 18 Tage

    “Where’s the freaking milk movie?!”-cinemasins 2k18

  16. notquiteordinary

    notquiteordinaryVor 18 Tage

    Did that bear punch off the other Bear's jaw?

  17. Cuddly Bear

    Cuddly BearVor 19 Tage

    I saw this movie as a school field trip and I liked it a lot. But that was a long time ago. I wonder if I would still like it if I saw it again

  18. White Alliance

    White AllianceVor 21 Tag

    Dust is a very different thing in new york lmao

  19. FennelRave

    FennelRaveVor 23 Tage

    When the monkey was stroking the ferret daemon at 4:01, couldn't Lyra feel it if they can feel what their daemons are feeling :v?

  20. Sir Longshaft

    Sir LongshaftVor 23 Tage

    6:06 tiny bongos

  21. Autumnsfantasy

    AutumnsfantasyVor 23 Tage

    The major problem with this movie was that the Catholic Church HATED the books (it kinda shit all over religion if you read the entire trilogy), so the producers made a lot of changes to make them happy. And it resulted in this crapfest of a movie.

  22. Liam O' Shea

    Liam O' SheaVor 24 Tage

    If you read the book, you're daemon Chapters are unnecesarry

  23. Get Creative

    Get CreativeVor 26 Tage

    I READ THESE BOOKS!!!!! THE OPENING NARRATION LITERALLY SAYS EVERYTHING THAT THE BOOKS LEAD UP TO OVER THREE BOOKS AND HOURS OF READING!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT START BY LITERALLY SAYING THE ENDING!!!!!!! THEN TGE MOVIES ARE VOID OF ANY SUSPENSE!!!!!! IN THE BOOKS THERE WERE MORE THAN ONE ALETHIOMETERS!!!!! LYRA DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SHE COULD READ IT AT FIRST!!!! DID THE PRODUCERS EVEN READ THE BOOKS?!?!?!?!? THE BOOKS STARTED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!! PANTALAIMON WAS A MOTH IN THE BEGINNING OF THE BOOKS!!!!!! HE CUANGED SO MANY MORR TIMES IN THE BOOK!!!!! THE MONKEY FIGHT WAS SO MUCH LONGER!!!!! IOREK ATE THE OTHER BEARS HEART!!!!!! OH MY GOSH IS ANYTHING AT ALL TGE SAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

  24. The Adventure of Rhyza and Richelle

    The Adventure of Rhyza and RichelleVor 27 Tage

    Its so beautiful and amazing person in this DE-tube

  25. Jill Piangerelli

    Jill PiangerelliVor 29 Tage

    Actually there's only really 1 big thing wrong with the movie. It only told two thirds of the Golden Compass.

  26. hasogon

    hasogonVor Monat

    pan is ment to be male

  27. Poledra c:

    Poledra c:Vor Monat

    the book series (as usual) is 1) way better 2) literally a different plot i

  28. Rosie Spiller

    Rosie SpillerVor Monat

    Hall Pass? Why would a school have hall passes?

  29. The Pirate Nation

    The Pirate NationVor Monat

    This movie just felt like an atheist wanted to piss off anyone who believes in God. Not saying that I'm pissed off by the movie, just stating the vibe I got from watching this shit.

  30. Grisel Tellez

    Grisel TellezVor Monat

    Jenny and tai lung

  31. Bluena WOLF

    Bluena WOLFVor Monat

    Lyra getting separated from Pan never happened in the book and thats why I have a huge problem with the movie but the effects are really good and fun to watch

  32. Bluena WOLF

    Bluena WOLFVor Monat

    READ THE BOOK. End of story

  33. Twabbles

    TwabblesVor Monat

    I saw the picture of the bear and I knew the entire story but I have never heard of this movie. This is weird af

  34. Nick Hidalgo

    Nick HidalgoVor Monat

    Movie boring asf. 5 seconds in the video and i came to the comment section to type this then exit out of the video

  35. Jade Cannon

    Jade CannonVor Monat

    ...Am I going crazy?!?

  36. Jade Cannon

    Jade CannonVor Monat

    Somewhere around 0:37 anyone see Bendy Boo Sempai!?

  37. John Lemon

    John LemonVor Monat

    Voyager reference, (y)

  38. James At

    James AtVor Monat

    I loved this movie! The majority of what you pointed out was not even part of the movie anyway.

  39. fatdudewh33lchair

    fatdudewh33lchairVor Monat

    This movie was confusing as fuck

  40. Sun Razzers

    Sun RazzersVor Monat

    Wario: But do you want to watch The Golden Compass with me! Waluigi: No, that movie is terrible Wario: Awww... I wonder who will get this reference

  41. Catalyst Chris

    Catalyst ChrisVor Monat

    The book trilogy this movie is (tried to be) is literally my favourite three books and this movie (and kinda the video because of the movie) INFURIATED ME especially since everything that went unexplained WAS explained in the damn book In fact EVERY SIN wasn’t there in the books and don’t try to prove me wrong because I will call the flame war police What I’m trying to say is just the books are far more satisfying

  42. flourescent adolescent

    flourescent adolescentVor Monat

    Never read the book, thought the movie was good, different to anything else I'd seen for a while. Your negativity is not only ugly, but done badly.

  43. eb060801

    eb060801Vor Monat

    "When someone is showing someone else how their... golden compass points" I found this funnier than I probably should have

  44. hunter gatherer

    hunter gathererVor Monat

    Books were ok I read them in prison

  45. jeroen willems

    jeroen willemsVor Monat

    Everything wrong with this yt clip Dude cant stop bitching about the smallest fantasy details... I thought i was gonna view some quality...

  46. Joeyfield0

    Joeyfield0Vor Monat

    I like how I was looking at this video wondering if you'll point out things I missed, and while you do, you've hit everything else I've already thought about. 5:34 additional question: I thought daemons share thoughts, but are they different creatures or one in the same. I know the girl is smart enough to solve it, but did her companion speed that up? 5:47 I know in the book this makes more sense, but in the movie, don't the kids get way more benefits in living?

  47. mycroft16

    mycroft16Vor Monat

    Points for the Spaceship Earth reference.

  48. OK Howard

    OK HowardVor Monat

    I’m starting to think that if every movie has sins, some sins must just be rules of filmmaking

  49. OK Howard

    OK HowardVor Monat

    Okay, maybe this made more sense in my head

  50. Марко Зарић

    Марко ЗарићVor Monat

    Holly Sh...! This movie is bad!!! Just.....bad!

  51. Meng Lü

    Meng LüVor Monat

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  52. Peaceful__ Inspiration_

    Peaceful__ Inspiration_Vor Monat

    2:20 there is a dude in the second row with huge fucking eyebrows, no sin for that?