Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

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The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
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  1. Meng Lü

    Meng LüVor 10 Stunden

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  2. Peaceful__ Inspiration_

    Peaceful__ Inspiration_Vor Tag

    2:20 there is a dude in the second row with huge fucking eyebrows, no sin for that?

  3. Isaiah James

    Isaiah JamesVor Tag

    Weird. I just realized I only beat the video game, never even watched the movie. And to think I was expecting an animated movie, like the game! 😂😂 damn. I played more games than watched tv as a child tho, so there's prolly a few movies I know the story to and remember, but never even watched

  4. Carolyn Pitts

    Carolyn PittsVor 3 Tage

    Wait a minute I have a question like I never really understood this how would you does the mother birth a daemon and their child that's kind of messed up and the thought of a human woman giving birth to an animal is kind of weird does she have to give two births or just one

  5. Dawson Neddo

    Dawson NeddoVor 3 Tage

    This dude is really complaining about nothing

  6. Bradley Dragon

    Bradley DragonVor 3 Tage

    yea the "his dark materials" series. was an odd one. first book was utter stupid crap that explained little and was really dumb. subtle knife was AMAZING, and amber spyglass was good till the last couple chapters.. where it goes into some angel bullshit separating the girl and her boyfriend from a different world forever. EVEN THO THE ENTIRE FUCKIGN WORLD WAS RIDDLED WITH THOUSANDS OF SAID PORTALS AND SURVIVED JUST FINE. YOU CANT HAVE 2 PORTALS SO THEY CAN BE TOGETHER? LIKE CUT OUT THE CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT AND LEAVE ANGELS OUT OF YOUR STORY. #RANT. seriously tho the ending wanted me to burn the book. it was soo fucking bad. if it wasent a library book i would have set it on fire. not joking.

  7. TommY WaffleZ

    TommY WaffleZVor 3 Tage

    Didn't know Sam Elliot played Landon Ricketts in this movie

  8. Adrian Benningfield

    Adrian BenningfieldVor 4 Tage

    It is the polar bear necessity just the simple polar bear necessity

  9. Adrian Benningfield

    Adrian BenningfieldVor 4 Tage

    I was almost going to ask where is Tom Hanks then I remembered that was polar bear express 😁

  10. James Priest

    James PriestVor 6 Tage

    Me feel dumb dumb sawing movie.

  11. Lillian Michaelis

    Lillian MichaelisVor 7 Tage

    "at my pet turtle Theodosia" me: "dear Theodosia what to say to u? u have my eyes, u have ur mother's name and what u came into the world u cried and it broke my heart." yo Hamilton people, where u at?

  12. Draco Pugnam

    Draco PugnamVor 8 Tage

    RWBY did it better

  13. very arigatoful

    very arigatofulVor 9 Tage

    the book series this film is based on is my second favourite series of all time! the film did NOT do philip pullman’s brilliant writing justice.

  14. Edgy_12_year_old 1576

    Edgy_12_year_old 1576Vor 11 Tage

    1. Dæmons are a spirit guide based on Greek spirits of the same name. 2. The movie is a very bad representation of the books. 3. If dæmons die their humans also die and vice versa. 4. It’s not brandy it’s 1886 tokay. (Correct me if I’m wrong about the date) 5. The monkey doesn’t speak in the book and it is rare that dæmons talk to other humans. They are one being. 6. This a garbage movie, the books are so much better.

  15. KomodoComet

    KomodoCometVor 11 Tage

    So I'm not the only one who watched this movie?

  16. Cats Terrace

    Cats TerraceVor 12 Tage

    3:30 its actually good form to do so but who cares add 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more sins

  17. Celestial

    CelestialVor 15 Tage

    okay honestly? this adaptation fuckin BLEW and didn't do the book or anything it stood for any justice at all. but also? the fight between iorek and ragnar was SO graphic in the book. iorek LITERALLY TORE OUT RAGNAR'S HEART AND ATE IT BC TRADITION! it was so wild my little 11 yr old brain could not deal lmao anyways im just really waitin for the bbc one adaptation in 2019 bc that's bound to be better since its 1. not a movie and 2. bbc, not an americanized version of what is a very british story

  18. Truelimits

    TruelimitsVor 16 Tage

    I loved this movie so much when I was younger I miss it

  19. CeraJeaux

    CeraJeauxVor 17 Tage

    I love your channel,, but this video is infuriating. The movie is based on a book, which came out BEFORE Harry Potter, so acting like it is trying to be HP is dumb. Most of your ?s are answered by the book. The movie failed b/c it didn't capture the spirit of the book. It got a good cast & CGI, but chopped off the ending, censoring everything interesting. It has nothing to do with HP! Why keep mentioning HP?! (I LOVE HP, but come on.) Hope the BBC/HBO series does a better job. & YOU.

  20. h e l l o

    h e l l oVor 17 Tage

    this movie used to freak me out but I just kept watching it

  21. Trench Cote

    Trench CoteVor 19 Tage

    When Sam Elliott points the revolver at the soldier, wouldn’t it go right through his cheek?

  22. 『Alt-F4』

    『Alt-F4』Vor 19 Tage

    I really did like this movie when I first watched it over a decade ago, I really liked the new world that was introduced and I also thought Lyra was an interesting character (I was 10 ok?) but looking back on it now it really annoys me how much setup this movie did and the story had no resolution, plus there are SO many plot threads introduced so quickly, they could have made a TV series out of this. Maybe one day I'll get around to reading the books...

  23. thomasfplm

    thomasfplmVor 20 Tage

    This movie is one of the movies that made me decide to nover see another movie based on a book I head.

  24. thedogman142

    thedogman142Vor 21 Tag

    My seventh grade class read this book and had to do a book report on it. I just watched the movie, unknowing that it was way different than the book. Fortunately, middle school doesn't count with the exception of the knowledge.

  25. XxWingedMischiefxX

    XxWingedMischiefxXVor 21 Tag

    This film was so disappointing considering how good the books were.

  26. Milligram

    MilligramVor 22 Tage

    The books are soooo good, though!

  27. Gioiello Acula

    Gioiello AculaVor 23 Tage

    Those “golden snitches” were not originally from Harry Potter and Rowling didn’t come up with them first. They were first featured in Phantasm as giant spheres that flew around and sliced people.

  28. aaishasmusic1963

    aaishasmusic1963Vor 23 Tage

    I can't believe Nicole Kidman played a sinister character that helped kidnap kid's (right?) Especially because of the back story on her dad involving the rape and murder of children....I'm not judging her. I imagine she was abused too....I'm just sayin' because I am saying so.

  29. aaishasmusic1963

    aaishasmusic1963Vor 23 Tage

    What if it the kids deamon ends up being an elephant? What's wrong with that? They won't eat people. They might chase or swash them

  30. aaishasmusic1963

    aaishasmusic1963Vor 23 Tage

    I just wanted to hear a review. The speaker is annoying as hell. I want another opinion in less than 1 and a half minutes of watching

  31. RayTheGay

    RayTheGayVor 23 Tage

    This used to be my favorite movie. I would watch it at least once a week.

  32. GoldBeam 12

    GoldBeam 12Vor 25 Tage

    Ahh you live in Tennessee neat.

  33. Erik Vince

    Erik VinceVor 25 Tage

    There could have been sequels the way it left off

  34. Yali Perez

    Yali PerezVor 26 Tage

    I actually really like this movie. Is it dumb...yeah but I liked it. I think I have it in dvd still

  35. Thomas Starbuck

    Thomas StarbuckVor 28 Tage

    This movie is almost completely different from the book

  36. Soft-boiled

    Soft-boiledVor 28 Tage

    Camels, on wheels.

  37. derf 213

    derf 213Vor 28 Tage

    Good enough book but this is one of the movies I always bring up when talking about bad movie baced on a book

  38. Li Skyfox

    Li SkyfoxVor Monat

    I actually liked the movie... I love the concept of the daemons, I liked the actor’s performances, the voice acting, and I loved the animation... I’ve never read the book, but I wish the movie got a sequel because lol that cliff hanger.

  39. LunabugProductions

    LunabugProductionsVor 17 Tage

    Li Skyfox You can get a sequel if you read the books ;) That said if you read the books you probably will like the movie less...

  40. JR Stoelting

    JR StoeltingVor Monat

    You should do Stardust as well. They came out at around the same time, but are vastly different

  41. Constellationillustrations

    ConstellationillustrationsVor Monat

    Here I thought I was crazy I thought this fell completely off the radar Id bring it up but my sisters never knew what I was talking about and I didn’t know the plot the only thing I could remember was the whole animal soul thing and I could remover the name for the life of me

  42. Operative GP-5

    Operative GP-5Vor Monat

    5:15 *LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT*

  43. Keith Richman

    Keith RichmanVor Monat

    IS THAT AAALLLLLLLL!!!!.....is that all

  44. Rosslyne Samone Skinner

    Rosslyne Samone SkinnerVor Monat

    I didn't know this movie was as popular as it is.

  45. Roderick Long

    Roderick LongVor Monat

    The first Golden Compass book (to which this film is fairly faithful) came out two years before the first Harry Potter book. So any similarities between this and Harry Potter, if not coincidental, are cases of Harry Potter imitating The Golden Compass, NOT vice versa.

  46. Pramit Dey

    Pramit DeyVor Monat

    Read the books dumbass.Half of your questions will be answered there

  47. Barry Mitchell

    Barry MitchellVor Monat

    The daemons come from the greek idea of demios that represents your ambitions and vocation. They thought that your calling in life was external to you. In the books, the daemon settling on a single form also is also interpreted by the church as a child becoming an adult and becoming subject to original sin. Phillip Pullman doesn't like fantasy for the sake of fantasy, he likes to draw use ideas that might have some familiarity with the audience. They completely messed this film up. It would have been better as a tv series without any flashy c.g. and more focus on character development.

  48. dumplingshakes22

    dumplingshakes22Vor Monat

    I liked this movie haha

  49. Scrumpton Mc.Laddy

    Scrumpton Mc.LaddyVor Monat

    *Who else here thinks Daemons are just stands expect it's gone full animal*

  50. Mashwiyat Rahman

    Mashwiyat RahmanVor Monat

    This movie did negative justice to the book. In fact, they violated it in my opinion

  51. boop the snoot

    boop the snootVor Monat

    yes, to be fair the CGI animals do look pretty good.